The Tortoise Cat takes her Big One for a territorial stroll and bug hunt.
Tortoise Cat's cardboard box and office paper recycling toy
Tortoise Cat: How am I recycling by playing paper-shredder? Is recycling a form of play for the big ones?
Chameleon: Well, Tortoise Cat, the tissue paper you had found in the supply closet, the stuff the Big One told you was "all yours" to rip up as you pleased, was almost all torn to bitty bits. But the Big One wised up and began giving you some of the office papers that would have gone into the electric paper shredder contraption, thereby using your energy to help recycle those papers.
Tortoise Cat: Oh, that explains it, purrrfectly. I'm happy to help the Big One recycle!
Chameleon: Have FUN, Tortoise Cat. I hope the Big One captures a better picture of you and your paper recycling toy soon. And don't violate any "kitty labor laws"...heh, heh.
