Tortoise Cat Walking The Big One
The Tortoise Cat Gets Goodies
The Tortoise Cat: Why did the Big One bring me so many Goodies?
Chameleon: It wasn't so very many. But it was because of the Vet visiting for your check-up and shots.
The Tortoise Cat: You mean the day the Big One tricked me? I thought we were going for a stroll and found a VET in a BIG car outside the door.
Chameleon: The Big One bought you those Goodies for being so good with the Vet. And because the Vet said you are a mutant.
The Tortoise Cat: Mew-tant?
Chameleon: Yeah...sure. Anyway the Big One just found out that you were born without teeth except for those perfectly sharp front fangs of yours - due to a random mutation. And the Big One felt a bit foolish for never having noticed this weirdness before...and maybe a little sorry for you too, you strange mutant Critter. It is amazing how you chew so well without teeth!
The Tortoise Cat: Because of a random Mew-tation I am a MEW-tant! And the Big One brought me many Goodies.
Chameleon: Only a few Goodies: A high-tech comb, an edible catnip ball, a hanging scratch post, and a new kind of high-fiber dry munchies. Oh - I guess you are right. This adds up to one more than a few and for you that is called MANY. Ha ha.
The Tortoise Cat: Goodies are good. But I like the extra attention the best!
