Chameleon: Tortoise Cat, you don't have to worry about these unusual critters. This is an interesting article with pretty pictures, and the harm angle keeps the narrative flowing.
Chameleon: Tortoise Cat, the Big One is watching The Phantom of the Opera "horror and suspense" movie (remake) wherein a human child was raised by rats.
Tortoise Cat: I've seen many of these unlikely animal companions before. (I wish the Big One had taken a pic of me with that old wild turkey that strolled by in summer!)