Short Tales Of The Tortoise Cat
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The Tortoise Cat takes her Big One for a territorial stroll and bug hunt.

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Tortoise Cat rolls between July shadows

Sunday, 11 July 2010 1:21 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat: OK, Chameleon, where are you lurking in these shadows?

Tortoise Cat adventures a mini-jungle down the block

Friday, 18 June 2010 7:00 A GMT-05
Tortoise Cat adventured deeper into her favorite neighborhood garden when the Big One dropped the other end of the string (leash).

Tortoise Cat inspects the garden grasses closely

Tuesday, 8 June 2010 12:56 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat inspects the neighborhood garden grasses closely at least once a day.

Tortoise Cat tub play

Tuesday, 18 May 2010 4:28 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat and the Big One may always disagree about the proper use of the tub-play-box.

Tortoise Cat prefers April sun showers

Friday, 9 April 2010 2:43 P GMT-05
Early April of 2010 rains and shines on the Tortoise Cat.

Tortoise Cat celebrates the first week of cat-grass season

Tuesday, 23 March 2010 6:12 P GMT-05
Cat-Grass season should last forever!

Tortoise Cat's cardboard box and office paper recycling toy

Tuesday, 2 March 2010 2:19 P GMT-05
The Big One upgraded Tortoise Cat's favorite toy -- tissue paper in the closet, just for shredding -- with a cardboard box someone failed to recycle properly.

Tortoise Cat's backyard snow cage

Friday, 26 February 2010 5:34 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat and Chameleon sniff around for neighborhood news in the ice and snow near the back steps, where the Big One shoveled out a snow-cage.

Tortoise Cat dances into a blur

Saturday, 6 February 2010 12:21 P GMT-05
Tortoise cat dances into a blur, shaking ice and snow off her paws.

Tortoise Cat's Groundhog Day, 2010

Tuesday, 2 February 2010 5:49 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat: Chameleon, look! The Big One swept the snow away from some of my territory, so I could stroll a ways.Chameleon: What are you waiting for, Tortoise Cat? Tortoise Cat: I await just the perfect moment...to...uh...wait a while longer.Chamel

Tortoise Cat Vet Visit

Friday, 22 January 2010 1:08 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat: What a terrible, unfair trick the Big One played this morning! I was carefully sniffing fascinating odors, out back...Then suddenly...! Well you knew about it all along, didn't you, Chameleon?Chameleon: It was inevitable,

Tortoise Cat prepares for a holiday adventure

Monday, 21 December 2009 11:53 A GMT-05
Tortoise Cat:  Oh NO! I've begun seeing the trap I'm supposed to enter willingly!Chameleon:  Now, now, Tortoise Cat, you know that you'll enjoy roaming and sniffing around a big house, drawing attention and affect

Tortoise Cat prowls for bugs, reveling in a warmer than usual November

Sunday, 15 November 2009 11:02 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat:  While the Big One weeded the garden I prowled for bugs. This was one of the best garden visits ever!Chameleon:  I'm happy to watch you revel in this warmer than usual November, Tortoise Cat. 

Watch, Listen, Sniff, and Wait...Be Ready!

Sunday, 18 October 2009 11:06 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat: I am teaching the Big One how to hunt and play with prey while we stroll!Chameleon: What progress have you made towards that end, Tortoise Cat? How is that project going, so far?

Tortoise Cat's Autumn Sun Bath In The Rock Garden

Wednesday, 30 September 2009 1:38 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat:  Sun rays on the fur during a bath - how wonderful!  Why does the Big One bathe in water?  I tried the water bath method and I don't get it! Chameleon:  Just savor these breezy, sunshiny, autumn days, Tortoise Ca

Tortoise Cat Was Hiding Amid Geraniums and Bamboo

Friday, 31 July 2009 11:01 A GMT-05
Tortoise Cat:  Why does the Big One seem so...unhappy with me?Chameleon:  The Big One is not unhappy with you at all...only frustrated, somewhat...because you jump up and run away whenever the Big One points the camera at you

The Big One Rescued Mousy Last Night

Sunday, 21 June 2009 10:53 A GMT-05
 Tortoise Cat:  Why did the Big One spoil my fun with Mousy last night?Chameleon:  Mousy was exhausted...You were playing WAY too rough, WAY past long enough!  You might have killed your favorite little playmat

Tortoise Cat helps feed neighborhood critters and birds

Wednesday, 18 February 2009 11:59 A GMT-05
Tortoise Cat:  I helped the Big One put nuts and seeds outside for our Sparrow, Squirrel, and Bunny!Chameleon:  Uh...OK.  Sure you did.  How wonderful!Tortoise Cat:  But why do the critters all scatte

Tortoise Cat's first holiday road trip

Saturday, 27 December 2008 9:03 P GMT-05
Tortoise Cat: I had to ride in one of those dangerous, menacing Big One contraptions FOREVER to get...HERE...wherever this is!  WOW! WHERE ARE WE?  Chameleon!  Oh ChaMeeeOW-leon...Are you here?  Where IS here?  Cham

The Tortoise Cat is always falling behind in blogging

Monday, 22 December 2008 11:34 A GMT-05
Chameleon:  Tortoise Cat I hear you calling, "Chameleon...!?  Oh ChaMeeeOW-leon...!"  You have such a sweet little voice.  I'm just not in the mood for blogging, except maybe a little linkblogging.Tortoise Cat: 

The Tortoise Cat Gets Goodies

Friday, 14 November 2008 9:28 A GMT-05
The Tortoise Cat:  Why did the Big One bring me so many Goodies?Chameleon:  It wasn't so very many.  But it was because of the Vet visiting for your check-up and shots.The Tortoise Cat:  You mean the day the Big One

The Big One made a Tortoise Cat test video

Saturday, 18 October 2008 5:30 P GMT-05
Cooter The Tortoise Cat:  The Big One did not get my inner-voice right at all.  What a lame video!Chameleon:  As the Big One told you, this is only a test video.  And...Ahem.  Maybe you could be of mo

Cooter The Tortoise Cat = Cute

Tuesday, 5 August 2008 9:06 A GMT-05
Cooter The Tortoise Cat:  Chameleon, am I cute or what?Chameleon:  Cooter you are Cuteness Itself!Cooter The Tortoise Cat:  Really?  The Big One often resists my cuteness....Chameleon:  But just barely.  Don't worry.

Cooter The Tortoise Cat receives her first verbal warning

Thursday, 3 July 2008 10:23 P GMT-05
Chameleon: Cooter, the Big One asked me to have a little informal talk with you about a delicate matter...so listen up, ok? Cooter The Tortoise Cat:  Uh Oh.  Now what?Chameleon:  Well...You know, when you snuggle up on the Bi

What is untamed gnosis?

Friday, 14 March 2008 12:26 A GMT-05
Cooter The Tortoise Cat:  Why did you change the name of our adventures here?Chameleon:  Raccoon Daddy greeted me after waking up again yesterday morning and remarked "That Cooter The Tortoise Cat is untamed, even though she walks