Tortoise Cat Walking The Big One
Cooter the Tortoise Cat Fish
Chameleon: Cooter, you didn't!
Cooter: What?!
Chameleon: Tell me you didn't really eat Beta-Fish's special food!
Cooter: Oh but I ate only two by mistake while I lapped a drink right after the Big One dropped them in.
Chameleon: By mistake? Really? Beta-Fish only gets two or three of those a day you know!
Cooter: Beta-Fish could complain to the Big One and get more treats.
Chameleon: Oh my goodness! Cooter it is almost impossible for Fish Folk to complain so Big Ones can hear them! And those aren't treats - those are the main course.
Cooter: Don't worry...The Big One saw me slurp up those itty-bitty treats and already dropped two more in for Companion Beta-Fish.
Chameleon: Remember, Beta-Fish is your special responsibility....You agreed to watch over Beta-Fish and make sure everything is A-ok in that fish bowl all day every day!
Cooter: So am I sort of like a Big One to Beta-Fish?
Chameleon: Well...maybe you are more like a 'bigger one' or the Big One's assistant.
Cooter: Doesn't associate sound better? I like the title Associate Big One better.
Chameleon: Ok, fine. I mean wonderful. Really.
Cooter: So what are those tiny treats made of?
Chameleon: I tell you another day.
Cooter: You mean you don't know?
Chameleon: I mean I do know but I am not telling right now!
Cooter: Why?
Chameleon: You just ate....I don't want you to throw up.
